About Dorito |
- Status: Available for Adoption (adoption info)
- Adoption Fee: $100.00
- Species: Cat
- Rescue ID: C250052
- General Color: Orange
- Color: Tabby
- Current Size: 9.61 Pounds
- Current Age: 1 Year 1 Month (born on 2/27/2024)
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- Microchipped: Yes
- Declawed: No
- Housetrained: Yes
- Obedience Training Needed: Has Basic Training
- Exercise Needs: Moderate
- Reaction to New People: Friendly
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Alright, listen up. I’m Dorito. The bigger, lazier, arguably superior half of this operation. My life philosophy? Relaxation above all else. Wanna nap? I’m there. Wanna sit on the couch for three hours? Perfect. Wanna contemplate life while staring at a wall? I’m already ahead of you. BUT don’t let my chill vibes fool you—I love my friends, I love playing, and I love a good belly rub (seriously, try stopping once you start, I dare you).
Now, my brother, Cheeto? He’s always talking. Me? I prefer strategic vocalization. I will share my thoughts, but only when it is most dramatic and effective. My other very important trait is my unique approach to hydration. Like my brother, I must put my feet in the water bowl while drinking. Why? Because normal drinking is for amateurs. Sometimes, I also like to play in the water because, honestly, it’s hilarious.
One final thing—you must adopt both of us. We come as a set, like chips and dip, like chaos and destruction, like two weirdos who will make your life infinitely more entertaining. So, are you ready for a life filled with laughter, water-splashing, belly rubs, and the occasional dramatic monologue? Good. Because we’re moving in.
This kitty is currently in a loving foster home and has been tested negative for FIV/FELV, microchipped, has age-appropriate vaccinations, and has been spayed/neutered.
Please put in an adoption application on our website, cats-can.org if you are interested or if you have any questions, please email us at catscaninc@gmail.com
